Birthday, Felony & Fuss; Sugar, Alcohol & Meat; what does this soup of words call for, but perhaps a retort of the existential “would you still love me if I were a worm?”. In that case, who sits on the other end of the line of whoever is awaiting their 15 minutes of fame? Desert the eagle for this roulette, call 1-800-DIAL-A-PROSE, leave a message after the tone, and be the maternal vocalisation over a hip-hop beat or die trying.

Publishing house Birthday, Felony & Fuss is this month's guest for Objects & Sounds.